Reasons To Have The Rauschmonstrum In Your Life

1. He can be anything you want him to be.

2. He loves and hates all the same things you do.

3. He is really easy to draw.

4. He can be a protest vote for your entire life.

5. He could be a cultural icon, and it’s all up to you.

6. He can have as rich a mythology as any fictional character ever.

7. He has absolutely no solutions to any of your problems, and there will be no pretending he does.

8. The memes will never stop rolling (or maybe they will).

9. He is an excellent learning tool (you’ll learn more about that soon enough).

10. He is a storytelling virus. He can fit into most any work quite easily and then spread like wild fire (once again, you’ll learn more about that soon enough).