The Rauschmonstrum’s Christmas Carol

The print edition of The Rauschmonstrum’s Christmas Carol is now available. However, the good folks of Amazon will not allow me to upload a Kindle copy.  They feel this Rauschmonstrum Remix isn’t significantly different enough from the original in order to deserve being uploaded. That’s all okay. For those of you who’d like to buy my book in print in order to keep it forever in your possession, the option is there for you to do so, but for those who just want to read it, I am posting the pdf for it right here for you.

Merry Christmas,

Nick

The Rauschmonstrum’s Campaign For Secretary of State

The reports are that the next Secretary of State will be Rex Tillerson, the CEO of Exxon Mobil. Just in case this is false, the Rauschmonstrum would like to throw his hat into the ring for that position. The following are reasons why he would make a good Secretary of State. 

  1. He has a detailed knowledge of the history and culture of every country on Earth, particularly the Middle East.
  2. He is as cunning as they come. Nobody will ever get over on him. 
  3. He’s amoral
  4. His personality and background ensures he will intimidate any and all foreign leader, while never ever being intimidated by them. 
  5. He has unlimited powers to sabotage others, without anybody ever finding out. 
  6. He’s more interested in finding colorful ways to spend his time than by making lots of money.